Celebrity Addictionary: Threesome's a Charm?

From Claire's love triangle on Heroes to Gossip Girl's mystery threesome, TV shows appear to be fond of pulling a triple play to firm up flagging ratings. And there outghta be a word for that.

So join the wordie social going on at Celebrity Addictionary and add your idea to the widget below.

Our current user faves are SFF's menage a faux pas and joeynickel's hump-the-shark.

But there's always room for a third.

Hayden Panettiere kissing Madeline Zima

Since exactly five people watch Heroes now, NBC made the wise decision to have Hayden Panettiere's character become a lesbian and kiss hot chicks such as Californication's Madeline Zima. Above is the promo still for Monday's episode that's making the rounds and, frankly, why wasn't this the premise for the entire series from Day One? If I were a producer on this show my very first note would be "Instead of a bunch of intricate plots involving superpowers, why don't we just make the chick in the cheerleader outfit make out with other chicks in every episode? Ali Larter can help, too." Tell me that's not a better plot than Heroes. Oh, wow, some guy's a human bomb. Is he a lesbian kissing another lesbian? I win.

A World of Girls Kissing

French (80 Photos) & Austrian (250 Photos) Girls Kissing

http://www.filefactory.com/file/a2g83bd/n/French_Girls_Kissing

Lesbian Celebrities Kissing Gallery

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Britney Spears & Madonna

Drew Barrymore And Ellen Page Kiss And Tell In Marie Claire - Picture

Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page pucker up in the new issue of Marie Claire in a cunning ploy to get you to go see their new movie.

The pair apparently bonded in a big way while filming Whip It, due out next month.

Peggy Sirota/ Marie Claire

Ellen gushes: "[Meeting Drew] was a surreal moment for me in my life. You could just feel her warmth and kindness immediately, and the way she carried herself was just so grounded.

"So then it was like, 'Oh, this is going to be great.' And then it went into, 'Oh, my God, I'm really crazy about this person.' It just grew and grew and grew and grew and grew."

Ellen von Unwerth/Vs.

For her part, Drew describes Ellen as: "Curious. Kind. And the word ethical is coming to me..."

The co-stars and new besties also cuddle up in a stunning roller-skating themed shoot for Vs. mag.